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'You Croc wearing Cunt'
'I fucking love you you cunt'
'I'm mostly Peace, Love & Light... and a little 'Go Fuck Yourself''
'Never judge a book by it's cover...well that's a cunt if ever I saw one'
'In a sudden flash of clarity and horror'
'Don't bite the hand that fingers you'
'You're 21! But in washing machine minutes'
'Maybe the day had a shitty you'
'I'm not old. I've just had loads of Birthdays. Greedy.'
'All women want is a £10 Iced Coffee and a little kiss on the forehead'
'"...hanging by a thread..." your hairline'
'I'm becoming the best version of myself '
'ChatGPT said that you're a prick'
'Don't tell me to act my age. I've never been this fucking age before'
'What do you look for in a friendship?'
'Life is short. So is my fucking attention span'
'I always wake up full of gratitude. Then I remember eew people'
'What turns you on? Competence. Filthy fucking competence'
'Age has taught me patience. People have taught me it's fucking limits'
'What's the first thing you notice about someone?'
'I have big plans. Quite ambitious for someone lying down'
'I am perfectly capable of being articulate. Cunt is just much quicker'
'I am learning to trust my instincts'
'I used to really like you. That was fucking optimistic'
