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'Of all the shit I've found on the internet. You are my fucking favourite'
'Due to personal reasons. Fuck this shit'
'I love surprises. Not visitors. Fuck off!'
'I bent down to pick something up. Anyway I live here now'
'I'd choose you again. Which raises fucking concerns'
'I've learnt that not every thought needs to be said out loud.'
